Martin Leonard Freebase

• Nat: Hey, Rappaport! I haven't seen you in ages. How have you been?
• Midge: I'm not Rappaport.
• Nat: Rappaport, what happened to you? You used to be a short fat guy, and now you're a tall skinny guy.
• Midge: I'm not Rappaport.
• Nat: Rappaport, you used to be a young guy with a beard, and now you're an old guy with a mustache.
• Midge: I'm not Rappaport.
• Nat: Rappaport, how has this happened? You used to be a cowardly little white guy, and now you're a big imposing black guy.
• Midge: I'm not Rappaport.
• Nat: And you changed your name, too!